I want to thank the Florida Section of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers for the opportunity of talking with you about my favorite subject: “Orange Juice”. I’m a bit like the fellow from Texas who was visiting in Oklahoma. The town’s “ner-do-well” had passed away and at the local church, the minister was trying to say something nice about the departed. He soon ran out of words so he asked if someone in the audience cared to say a few words about the deceased. After a few moments of silence, the Texan got up and said that if nobody wanted to talk about the deceased, then he would like to take a few minutes to talk about Texas. That is how I feel about orange juice.
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